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100+ IDIOM MASHUPS 100% TASTY SNACKABLE NONSENSE
Inside each cookie is a twisted take on traditional fortune — not quite right, but somehow exactly what you needed. These malaphors (idiom mashups) are part word salad, part life advice. Perfect for gift-givers, language lovers, and people who live life one mixed metaphor at a time.
